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At last, the producers of TLC’s Jon & Kate Plus 8 are adding a little sizzle to the show, and I don’t mean a toddler meets skillet accident – although let’s not our kid ourselves, we all know there’s been conversations at TLC HQ about what great television that would make – the rumor is [...]

I always knew all of my teachers were waking and baking and then scrambling to put together a lesson plan while sucking down a Marlboro menthol in the faculty parking lot during passing period! A quick glance at Google Trends finds that some of this morning’s top rising searches are (shameless SEO alert!) “Earth Day [...]

Apparently,  her claim that the Bush and Reagan-era tax codes were a form of “Social Darwinism” didn’t exempt her from payment in her home state of Kansas, home to the renowned School of Intelligent Design, alma mater of blowhards and delusional apes unable to grasp the irony of their own existence. Regardless, Come on Kathy! [...]

AIG’s Jake DeSantis is a self-righteous wealthy person who likes to remind us how hard he works. This reminds us of numerous Hollywood stereotypes designed to make us dislike various wealthy characters so we can root for the plucky young working class hero. And that makes us really hate Hollywood for getting inside our heads,  [...]

New Mexico Governor and one-time aspiring Presidential nominee Bill Richardson just wasn’t handsome or charming enough, so he had to settle for aspiring to be Secretary of Commerce, but he just didn’t have the integrity or law-following abilities, so he had to settle for heading home to face pay-to-play and other corruption charges and aspiring [...]

So fraudster Bernard Madoff is officially guilty of bilking plenty of Americans out of billions, taking cash and promising to invest it and guaranteeing too-good-to-be-true returns. Of course, those returns came from other investors in a grand reverse pyramid Ponzi scheme that never actually invested in anything other than keeping Madoff neck deep in hookers, [...]

Not sure there’s much more to add on this one. By the way, for those who don’t follow the sexual exploits of elected officials unless they’re closeted gay Republicans, Senator Vitter was embroiled in the ’07 DC Madam case when his number showed up on her phone records. Here’s the scoop,

Ok, so you’ve been fired and you’re facing foreclosure, homelessness, maybe your wife has left you, taken the kids and your world is shit. We get it, it blows. But it’s time to nut up, not melt down. Maybe you’re tired of fuckwads like me telling you what to do and how to live your [...]

It’s been fifty years since the Dalai Lama was chased from Tibet into exile in India where he’s become friends with Richard Gere and smiled a lot for the last five decades. On this week’s 50th anniversarry, China has shut down the internet and cell networks in and around Tibet for “maintenance,”  making it a [...]

Kit Bond, the Republican U.S. Senator from Missouri once thought to be a specialty brand of adhesive for model airplane enthusiasts, is apparently still sniffing the good shit.When it comes to the stimulus plan, this good ol’ boy is having his cake, eating it, and sending a flaming pile of resultant crap out through his [...]