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Photoshop sure is cool, ain’t it? But what if such a powerful tool fell into the wrong hands? The hands of somebody with a knowledge of recent pop culture… someone who spends too much time listening to Sean Hannity… somebody with enough time on their hands to use photoshop to try and link their two [...]

So this is what those people in West Virginia were warning us about! Elect one of “them” and “they’ll” start teaming up – and not just on them basketball courts! Seems some fine, upstanding young protestant Police boys from hardworking European backgrounds saw one of the coloreds peeping, so naturally hauled him in. So what [...]

President Obama is standing by his stance on Middle East peace in the face of strong, unspoken and obvious indifference. The President last week met with Israeli Prime Minister Benyamin “That name sounds familiar…  oh, him again?” Netanyahu and called for a stop to Israeli settlements in the West Bank, reminding the PM how richly [...]

I’ve got no idea why, but it seems like a full swear word in the title is just too much. I mean kids see that fuckin’ shit on Google, you know? Anyway, the Republican National Committee is digging deep into the National Fear Archives, pulling out footage from the ‘controversial “daisy” ad to make a [...]

So, President Obama and Dick Cheney gave competing speeches in Washington, D.C. today, respectively arguing that the detention center at Guantanamo Bay is: a )-  an ethical and moral lapse in a nation’s judgment that has only emboldened the resolve of our enemies; OR b) a totally scrumptious and justified way of hiding away really [...]

President Obama shared a few jokes and a few life lessons with graduates of Arizona State University in his commencement speech last night – then, presumably he had a number of female graduates line up to do keg stands, with the lady able to consume the most Heineken being added to his list of candidates [...]

So, wait a second – Obama is a secret Muslim and also under the influence of the global Zionist conspiracy? Maybe he was that tall, dark-skinned Hare Krishna we saw at the airport last weekend, too? Wait – this just in, the new Presidential Proposed Budget includes funding for the construction of a spaceship to [...]

Walgreens has apparently decided that a ceramic bust of our first “afro-American” President with green, leafy fro could be taken the wrong way. The news came as a major blow to Sean Hannity, who will now have to fill a hole on his list of back-handed Obama “cult of celebrity” anecdotes, and to all of [...]

Did John Ashcroft and Strom Thurmond sneak off to Ankara at some point in the 70s and have themselves a wild weekend in a Turkish bath that produced a wacko love child? Lord knows it wouldn’t have been the first time for old Strom, but it’s the only explanation we can come  up with for [...]

Some times we’re smarter than we realize. After we posted our list of the five most likely reasons Kal Penn’s character was written off of House in last night’s episode, it turns out one of them wasn’t too far off.  Here was our #1 reason: Kal Penn has locked himself in his room until he [...]