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As the economic and geopolitical futures of the world took shape in Europe this week for G-20 and then a NATO summit during a time of global peril unequaled in the last half-century, the Associated Press wrote this:

Obie One committed a bit of a faux pas last month when he presented Prime Minister Gordon Brown and his family with an array of welcome gifts that could have easily been purchased at Dollar Tree. So, to avoid further egg on the face, or puke in the lap, in the grand tradition of Bush [...]

President Obama held a first-of-its kind online town hall this week, and the White House was flooded with over 100,000 questions in advance. Although 95,000 of the questions were asking Obama if he wanted to “make his P3niz much longer by trying Ciali$,” the online whoozy-whatsit was deemed a major success and the supersexy cyber [...]

On tonight’s 60 Minutes, President Obama revealed that he has offered jobs in the Treasury Department to people who have turned him down. It would seem that someone might be interested in a job these days, but apparently there isn’t anyone in Washington who can make it through a Senate confirmation hearing without the words [...]

I’m not a big fan of money, so I give this advice in the hopes that someone else may prosper: start selling cigarettes out in front of the White House. President Obama started his administration saying he was trying to kick the habit. Since then he got a close look at the books and I [...]

Oh. My. God. There were totally, like, two ridiculously handsome men in the White House today. Brad Pitt visited the Obama White House. Do you think Angelina and Michelle dished with each other about raising African kids? Or wait, was that just Madonna? Who gives a crap? Oh, we wish we could have been there [...]

Maybe it’s a nuanced understanding of geopolitics through the prism of the perspective of realpolitique… Or maybe it’s just that the Commander in Chief delivered his address today at an army base with a french name, either way, the Iraq war has been put on notice. A lot of notice. A lot more notice than [...]

What a strange media world we live in that President Obama’s hand-written notes should wind up in the hands of an obscure satirical blog. Can’t imagine how that happened…. Barring any, uh, last minute edits – it looks like we can expect material stolen from old Seinfeld episodes, abundant pausing, and potential comparisons between the [...]

President Obama made his first visit to a foreign country today and as was the tradition until our last President, he went to Canada. I know some of you just refer to it as America’s helmet, but our fate is tied to yours – and with that in mind here is what President Obama must [...]

To commemorate the historic signing of the $787 billion economic stimulus plan, the Dow hit a ten-year low as millions of Americans cried tears of  an unknown emotive origin, but it sure tastes a little bit like apocalyptic malaise… While the world continued to derail unabated, we do at least have another new website to [...]