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Let’s not beat around the viral pandemic bush here, folks. This morning when we all heard the first swine flu death had been recorded in the US, we all scurried around saying “oh shit, oh shit, oh shit…,” spilled our Starbucks, burned the bacon, shouted “Serves you right swine-fucker!” and then freaked out for an [...]

We know what you’re thinking – is this just a move to distract attention from the fact that he killed that poor girl?  That’s a different Specter, but to answer the question – yes! The Pennsylvania Republican’s switch to the Democratic party could give the Dems a filibuster-proof majority if Stuart Smalley ever makes it [...]

Here’s what’s buzzing with the scariest flu pandemic scare in a century involving a virus that only seems to actually be scary if you live in Mexico. Swine Flu spreads to Israel, prompting officials there to declare that it should be called “Mexico flu” since swine aren’t kosher. Classy. Does Torah tell us anything about [...]

What did this fine, upstanding catholic nation ridden with drug violence ever due to deserve such smiting? With Mexico City turned to a ghost town overnight thanks to swine flu fears and school cancelled throughout the country to try and quell the spread of the deadly disease, the Almighty followed up this epidemiological wedgie with [...]

Look folks, it’s still allergy season, so if you’ve got the sniffles, you’re more likely to need another Claritin (or a little less nose candy – I’m looking at you, Biden offspring) than to be quarantined for fear of the suddenly terrifying Swine Flu. In the last 48 Hours, the headlines have been remarkably dramatic, [...]

Chrysler -  the car company best known for a skyscraper that’s sleeker and more cool-looking than any car they’ve ever made – could be looking at filing bankruptcy as soon as next week. At least, that’s what the New York Times reports, and they should know, since they’ll also be bankrupt by the end of [...]

John Madden has announced his retirement from sports broadcasting, but that doesn’t mean he’s slowing down. As Madden said himself in an early morning press conference: ” Let me tell you something – when I was coaching the Raiders, we had this one guy who had oatmeal for breakfast every morning before a game. And [...]

If you’re not up on the Tea Party movement that’s supposed to be culminating today, the hilarious resurgence of teabagging as a verb or the jingle funktastic tea party anthem – start here with this historic six-minute MSNBC segment on teabagging and continue below by taking a listen to the official “Tea Party” anthem, which [...]

UPDATE: More on Somali pirates’ ransom demands for American hostage (LIST!) Can we get a film crew and Matt Damon out to the Somali Coast right away? There’s a sweet action drama unfolding. The Pentagon reports that the crew of the Maersk Alabama has retaken the ship from Somali pirates. While Maersk is refusing to [...]

UPDATE: More on Somali pirates’ ransom demands for American hostage (LIST!) Even after centuries and those three Johnny Depp movies, pirates still suck at PR. Here’s the basics – a bunch of skinny Somali pirate dudes with fat guns take control of a 500 ft. American-flagged cargo ship with 20 American crewmembers for the purpose [...]