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The Vermont legislature has overriden a veto by that state’s Governor on a bill to allow gay marriage. Vermonters celebrated briefly by drizzling profane, homoerotic images on their morning pancakes with fresh maple syrup, and then went back to hugging trees and other various communist activities. Governor Jim Douglas’ last-minute appeal to lawmakers to reconsider [...]

In a ruling that has left the world grasping for new stereotypes of the Midwest – a place once thought to be full of judgment and intolerance by uppity city folk who never took the time to visit and meet a real, hard – working American – the Iowa Supreme Court has ruled: “The Iowa [...]

Well, not really – we’re still pretty sure he’s almost a complete fucker. But now that it’s official that Blago will be going to trial to face federal corruption charges, we thought we’d get a jump on things, Johnnie Cochran style – and get to work on the Big Hair’s possible defense strategies. Here’s our [...]

Apparently,  her claim that the Bush and Reagan-era tax codes were a form of “Social Darwinism” didn’t exempt her from payment in her home state of Kansas, home to the renowned School of Intelligent Design, alma mater of blowhards and delusional apes unable to grasp the irony of their own existence. Regardless, Come on Kathy! [...]

With the world falling apart in such major and profound ways these days, we too often get distracted from the little things that can just as easily ruin our day or kill us. Fortunately, this year those little disasters are landing right around April Fool’s Day so we can all have a good chuckle as [...]

Lance Armstrong IS the United States of America, ladies and gentlemen. Dude battles back from cancer, faces allegations of wrongdoing, but just keeps fighting. He runs the New York marathon just for fun. Despite all this, the shit storm just keeps coming. Once again, this human symbol of American perseverance has hit an obstacle – [...]

Been focused on the global economic meltdown over the past many months? Been busy watching the value sucked out of your 401k and your prospects for retirement morph from visions of crystal blue waters and tee times into the dull navy shade of a Wal-Mart uniform and clean-ups in aisle six? We can’t blame you, [...]

On tonight’s 60 Minutes, President Obama revealed that he has offered jobs in the Treasury Department to people who have turned him down. It would seem that someone might be interested in a job these days, but apparently there isn’t anyone in Washington who can make it through a Senate confirmation hearing without the words [...]

New Mexico Governor and one-time aspiring Presidential nominee Bill Richardson just wasn’t handsome or charming enough, so he had to settle for aspiring to be Secretary of Commerce, but he just didn’t have the integrity or law-following abilities, so he had to settle for heading home to face pay-to-play and other corruption charges and aspiring [...]

Poor Judicial Watch. They issued a shiny, new report on how Nancy Pelosi treats the Air Force like her own personal airline and only Fox News gave a shit. Evidence of the media’s liberal bias? Or the universal truth that when your group is essentially funded by one conservative legal activist and your last move [...]