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The world’s most prominent assholes of the moment, those pesky Somali pirates floating in the Indian Ocean with Captain Richard Phillips of the Maersk Alabama as hostage, have communicated that they are demanding a ransom and safe passage to the shore in exchange for his release. That non-specific list of demands is nothing surprising, but [...]

Roxana Saberi charged with spying in Iran, Christiane Amanpour sought as evil mastermind behind cabal of female journos – http://tr.im/irJY #

Has anyone else noticed that the Earth is acting like a spoiled toddler lately to try and get our attention?  We first noticed this trend a couple of weeks ago when Mount Redoubt in Alaska first erupted, but now it’s getting a little out of hand. Look, Earth – we can understand you’re a little [...]

Kim Jong Il is the Gary Busey of global geopolitics. You never know where he’s coming from, and just when you think he’s finally dead, he does something totally crazy. And even though it’s pretty obvious he’s totally harmless and full of shit – he’s still just a little scary. Case in point – North [...]

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No Punchline Required: Bernie Madoff’s Florida estate found to be full of bull – http://tr.im/iaij # Coulter’s falling for April Fool’s Prank proves universe bends in the direction of justice – http://tr.im/iaiV #

Well, not really – we’re still pretty sure he’s almost a complete fucker. But now that it’s official that Blago will be going to trial to face federal corruption charges, we thought we’d get a jump on things, Johnnie Cochran style – and get to work on the Big Hair’s possible defense strategies. Here’s our [...]

Corruption charges against Ted Stevens to be dropped, Justice Dept. to receive own Alaska Cabin with sweet new patio! – http://tr.im/i5Y1 # Obama orders Chevy and Dodge out of Nascar, Danica Patrick ordered out of her car, can remain in nation’s dreams – http://tr.im/i659 # Tobacco tax hikes mean more royalties for Cheech and Chong [...]

So the panic is on, but we at WBR are partying like it’s 1999 – The last time we remember a computer meltdown scare this big that turned out to be nothing. It’s already April 1st in much of the world – the date that is supposed to “turn on” the Conficker worm on windows [...]