As increasingly ancient television anchors like Larry King are seeing fit to spend hours talking about Twitter and ‘Twitfits’ and ‘tweet wars’ with decreasingly relevant celebrities like Ashton Kutcher, it’s become more clear that the service is jumping the shark before our very eyes.

It seemed inevitable, really – I mean, this is a technology that was  never doing more than dragging us back into the 19th century by putting the telegraph online.

Don’t believe me? Think Twitter is really just reaching a critical mass that will seal its domination for years to come? Check out Magpie – a service that pays you to Tweet for products, (Read: whore out your TweetDeck) and tell me it’s not a sure sign of the Tweetpocalypse.

Oh, by the way, Sean Combs is also a fan of Twitter. This is a man who instantly turns everything he touches into overpriced, decade-old stereotypes. I rest my case.

Oh, and of course, please feel free to follow WBR on Twitter (WreckingBall_EM). And we promise never to mock you if you tweet our link.

If you can view all the images above, your computer is free of the Conficker Worm.

If you can view all the images above AND you instinctively clicked on any of the images in the bottom row without even thinking about it, you probably have better things to be doing right now that you’re putting off.

But we at WBR thank you nonetheless for contributing to the web’s distraction and procrastination based business model.

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