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President Obama is set to address the schoolchildren of America in a webcast address today. The President’s address has been controversial, with talk radio and other honorable media outlets highlighting the White House’ hopes of using the speech for purposes of indoctrinating young Americans into a multicultural, birth-certificate-forging, militant-black-woman-loving Red Army for the 21st Century. [...]

By a wide margin of victory in today’s Senate vote, the nation now has its first Hispanic Supreme Court Justice in Sonia Sotomayor. But that’s just not that funny – unless you’re drunk racist uncle charlie at the family picnic, or Strom Thurmond’s family (his LEGIT family – not the colored one, you know…) Here’s [...]

Thank God we have Glenn Beck to speak crazy to power. In this clip from his cocktail party with a pretty girl who used to be a lawyer and the weird dude with glasses that always hits on the pretty girl so he had to attend via satellite, Beck explains how when auto dealers log [...]

Photoshop sure is cool, ain’t it? But what if such a powerful tool fell into the wrong hands? The hands of somebody with a knowledge of recent pop culture… someone who spends too much time listening to Sean Hannity… somebody with enough time on their hands to use photoshop to try and link their two [...]

Have you seen John Boehner’s sweet new ride? So far the GOP represents the only new car buyer that’s been able to use a ‘cash for clunkers’ voucher to purchase a new Hummer. The Grand Ol’ Par-taay opted to trade in Michael Steele, who got an EPA-estimated zero MPG both in the city and on [...]

If there’s one thing our Supreme Court is best known for, it’s the zingers!  Trust me – Clarence Thomas has perfected the use of ‘that’s what she said.’ How do you think Justice Byron White got the nickname “Whizzer?” Apparently Chief Justice William Brennan had this great impression of the plaintiff in 1973′s Frontiero v. [...]

Harry Reid is just so sick and tired of this health care talkie, talkie, talkie!  Thank god for his wicked health insurance plan, access to the Congressional Rec Center, and his sweet hook-up at Pfizer with the happy pills that keep him nice, mellow and monotone. The majority leader drolled today, with only slight agitation [...]

So this is what those people in West Virginia were warning us about! Elect one of “them” and “they’ll” start teaming up – and not just on them basketball courts! Seems some fine, upstanding young protestant Police boys from hardworking European backgrounds saw one of the coloreds peeping, so naturally hauled him in. So what [...]

If  only we had listened to him a little more closely when we had the chance. Here was a man screaming for our attention. Literally screaming. Seriously, that dude had his shit turned up to 12, didn’t he? Looking back, it all seems so obvious now – why the hell did we never elect this [...]

# If you’re such a “wise Latina woman,” where’s your long gray beard and glasses?
# Are you sure you really want to do this? Ever thought about an exciting life as a firefighter? in Connecticut, maybe?
# Hey, ‘Dodo Mayor’ – wanna fight? Come on, at least arm wrestle Bachmann!
# So, you’re Puerto Rican, huh? That’s pretty close to Cuba, isn’t it? Isn’t it? That’s a yes or no question.