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That’s apparently the default setting for any budget deficit that runs over a trillion dollars, or in this case, almost two trillion dollars.  For anyone that borrows that much from say, some guy in the back room of a Jersey City bar, that might seem like a logical response. But fortunately we’re borrowing from the [...]

What a strange media world we live in that President Obama’s hand-written notes should wind up in the hands of an obscure satirical blog. Can’t imagine how that happened…. Barring any, uh, last minute edits – it looks like we can expect material stolen from old Seinfeld episodes, abundant pausing, and potential comparisons between the [...]

To commemorate the historic signing of the $787 billion economic stimulus plan, the Dow hit a ten-year low as millions of Americans cried tears of  an unknown emotive origin, but it sure tastes a little bit like apocalyptic malaise… While the world continued to derail unabated, we do at least have another new website to [...]

Flickr: A.M. Kuchling “Happy Fucking Valentine’s Day, Barack – I’m Outta Here. Have fun with your two concubines from Maine and that slut Specter, you two-timing transformational messianic hunk! You told me I’d be your only true elephant! Oh God – it hurts, oh it hurts…” Judd Gregg began his press conference to announce that [...]

The hits keep coming for the poor Prez – with his stimulus package finally passing the senate with only 61 votes, you’d think a grateful nation would be FedExing ice cream cakes from all over the country, but noooo – instead the focus of the day remained on Treasury Sec. Tim Geithner’s new bank bailout [...]

When the times get tough, those who want to seem tough go to Indiana. Is there a  more hard-working, blue-collar, down-to-earth, Cougar Mellencampy, Footloose state out there? The Hoosier state is stump speech heaven, which is why Obama went there Monday to avoid a premature political death. As if that weren’t enough, Obama went on [...]

He’s a busy boy, our Barry. On Thursday #44 created the office of faith-based initiatives – and this time it’ll actually do more than teach kids that sex is evil in all forms until you’re married. Welcome to the age of faith-based fornication! Oh wait, apparently that’s not quite what it’s about either… We’ll have [...]

After taking a seatless bicycle to the nuts from the media and Tom Daschle’s accountant on Tuesday, Barack Obama woke up today and  was comforted to remember that his ball point pen is the most powerful in the world. So he used it to give health insurance to 4 million children and take away millions [...]

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RzcrhqrrdE&eurl=http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=obama%20apologizes&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=&feature=player_embedded]It was a rough day for the big B.O. – you might even say it stunk. Two Obama insiders removed themselves from the running for jobs in the administration, including the biggest Democratic donkey of late, Driving Mister Daschle himself. But that wasn’t the real surprise of the day – it came later when we [...]

Daschle texts his withdrawl – “OMG,! WTF?  IRS sux!  R we still BFF? Poor Tommy D – seen here downloading a new Kanye West ringtone using the White House blackberry account as his accountant digs her nails into her armrest – this guy just can’t catch a break. He gets thrown out of office, just [...]