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John Madden has announced his retirement from sports broadcasting, but that doesn’t mean he’s slowing down. As Madden said himself in an early morning press conference: ” Let me tell you something – when I was coaching the Raiders, we had this one guy who had oatmeal for breakfast every morning before a game. And [...]

It’s time to start a movement, people. Fuck that dude, that Bachelor dude, who was apparently a pretty big dick or something. We don’t really know, we don’t watch that crap. And screw those producers who apparently rigged the whole thing so the dude would dump his fiance for the hot second-place reject or something [...]

I am the only person on earth who is still watching ABC’s Lost. During tonight’s show I’m pretty sure New York Governor David Patterson walked through a shot. I used to know people who would hold parties to watch the show. Now I’m confused why I wasted space on Tivo for it.