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Wow – surprising news on a Sunday night that we didn’t have to hear from the mouth of a crusty old 60 Minutes anchor. Obie One has apparently decided that GM and Chrysler’s plans for ‘viability’ – the equivalent of a doctor’s note that the car companies had to turn in in order to get [...]

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So Congress has approved a 90 % tax on those controversial bonuses paid to taxpayer-owned pariah AIG, in a law that goes after about a half-dozen dickwads who may have helped collapse the global economy. But the move is also being criticized as an improper use of legislative powers that undercuts our system of contract [...]

It seems the phrase “they just don’t get it” was made for these times we’re living in. For years, we thought it was mostly socially awkward teens and co-workers that “didn’t get it,” but only now are we beginning to understand the phrase’s true meaning. Now that we’re getting to know these first-rate inept crap [...]

Showing their generally Machiavellian nature, the trees of Middle Earth have seized on the crisis in the global markets to strike a devastating blow to long-time antagonists in the newspaper industry.  It was revealed yesterday that the legion of creepy yet grandfatherly anthropomorphic trees had been organizing through wide-ranging efforts that go far beyond the [...]

Nope, no idea what this means, but we like it. Flickr: veganstraightedge The O-Town express has laid out its plan for stemming the Michael Bey-scale craptide of foreclosures, and TrezSec Timothy Geithner has at least mentioned that he’s got a few ideas for helping out the banks last week over a Frozen Tangerine Dream® during [...]