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Rod, buddy. You’re not even worth the effort to come up with a punchline – time to go to jail, find god, and get in on the ground floor of Bernie Madoff’s contraband and conjugal visit credit Poniz scheme. You’ve finally found your calling, dog. Now pass the mayo, we’re making tuna salad.

Well, not really – we’re still pretty sure he’s almost a complete fucker. But now that it’s official that Blago will be going to trial to face federal corruption charges, we thought we’d get a jump on things, Johnnie Cochran style – and get to work on the Big Hair’s possible defense strategies. Here’s our [...]

Flickr: Greymouser’s Google Earth, the application best known for boosting the self-esteem of crop circle enthusiasts, and its new sister app, Google Ocean may have helped lead to the discovery of the ancient, mythical, D&D nerd fantasy city of Atlantis. Experts say they’ve spotted what appears to be grid-like lines on the Ocean floor off [...]

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ojvVcFOkOE&eurl=http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=impeached&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-aiurl=http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/8ojvVcFOkOE/hqdefault.jpg&feature=player_embedded] But, apparently we knew enough. So much for the political power of The View. Enjoy your six-figure salary at some shady consulting firm, followed by the seven-figure book deal.  Well, as soon as that minor affair of a trial on federal charges is all over with, that is.  Dick. -Eric Mack More at Wonkette

Flickr: Goodbye Hug Originally uploaded by JOE M500 I’ve licked frozen metal poles, I’ve consumed many cold beverages, I’ve had plenty of face washes (that’s Canadian for someone rubbing snow in your face), but never have I felt my brain lock up the way it did a few minutes ago. I just saw that our [...]

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/v/_2JoQnDe-pM&rel=0&egm=0] Blah, Blah Blagojevich When you don’t have truth on your side and you are in politics or the court of public opinion the best idea is to hire a really high priced PR firm.