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Rod, buddy. You’re not even worth the effort to come up with a punchline – time to go to jail, find god, and get in on the ground floor of Bernie Madoff’s contraband and conjugal visit credit Poniz scheme. You’ve finally found your calling, dog. Now pass the mayo, we’re making tuna salad.

Well, not really – we’re still pretty sure he’s almost a complete fucker. But now that it’s official that Blago will be going to trial to face federal corruption charges, we thought we’d get a jump on things, Johnnie Cochran style – and get to work on the Big Hair’s possible defense strategies. Here’s our [...]