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Props to Lindsay Lohan for being able to make fun of herself, or maybe this was just the only work she could get…

So one week you’re criticizing some plucky young lesbian chef’s choice of brie to go with the salmon and applewood smoked remoulade (fun party game: add any French word to any item on Applebee’s menu and convince your friends you’re a gourmet!) – and the next week you’re hawking the “Western Bacon Thickburger”? Telegraph to [...]

Holy Celebrity News, Adam West! Everyone’s getting married! Not just famous people, but people that used to be famous too! Maybe even that girl on TV that you shared your first masturbatory fantasies with. That’s right late twentysomething guys, Winnie from the Wonder Years is tying the knot. And judging by the photo, it’s to [...]

We really, really didn’t want to waste too much time on this, but then Nickelodeon had to take it over the edge from a story that’s just plain sad and into the realm of the ridiculous. But before we get to that… Why’d you have to go and do that Chris? It’s just such a [...]

So when it comes to celebrity papparazi trash news, there’s a bit of a continuum. At one end, you’ve got thoughtful, sometimes even introspective and enlightening interviews a la People Magazine, and at the other end lies the ‘we have no shame, I can’t believe we’re attaching our names to this’ world occupied by the [...]

Oh. My. God. There were totally, like, two ridiculously handsome men in the White House today. Brad Pitt visited the Obama White House. Do you think Angelina and Michelle dished with each other about raising African kids? Or wait, was that just Madonna? Who gives a crap? Oh, we wish we could have been there [...]