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Good girl, Lassie! You found our money! After months lost in the woods, some of our money has begun to find its way back home – thanks in part to the world’s largely ineffective leaders meeting and agreeing to give a trillion dollars to two of the world’s most ineffective institutions, the World Bank and [...]

WBR correspondents can confirm that the Dow Jones has regressed back to levels not seen since the mid-90s. Shortly after sliding below the 7,000 mark for the first-time in 12 years, the Dow Jones was spotted next to the Piercing Pagoda at a mall most people thought closed two years ago. Jones was wearing brightly [...]

What a strange media world we live in that President Obama’s hand-written notes should wind up in the hands of an obscure satirical blog. Can’t imagine how that happened…. Barring any, uh, last minute edits – it looks like we can expect material stolen from old Seinfeld episodes, abundant pausing, and potential comparisons between the [...]

Stock markets across the globe are totally bitching out this morning, leading to gasps and moans of disgust from onlookers. After falling to a new six-year low yesterday, stocks continued tumbling by over 100 points on the open this morning. Rumor is that if the Dow doesn’t get up off its lazy ass, Cramer’s going [...]