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After taking a seatless bicycle to the nuts from the media and Tom Daschle’s accountant on Tuesday, Barack Obama woke up today and  was comforted to remember that his ball point pen is the most powerful in the world. So he used it to give health insurance to 4 million children and take away millions [...]

Richardson, Killefer, Daschle, Geithner (sort of)…. The Dems’ political titans (and that Killefer lady) are falling like bowling pins on a winter Friday night in Milwaukee.  Who will go down next to help Repubs pick up the spare? Will we find out that Tom Vilsack is hooked on crack? Or that Eric Holder was instrumental [...]

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RzcrhqrrdE&eurl=http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=obama%20apologizes&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=&feature=player_embedded]It was a rough day for the big B.O. – you might even say it stunk. Two Obama insiders removed themselves from the running for jobs in the administration, including the biggest Democratic donkey of late, Driving Mister Daschle himself. But that wasn’t the real surprise of the day – it came later when we [...]

Daschle texts his withdrawl – “OMG,! WTF?  IRS sux!  R we still BFF? Poor Tommy D – seen here downloading a new Kanye West ringtone using the White House blackberry account as his accountant digs her nails into her armrest – this guy just can’t catch a break. He gets thrown out of office, just [...]

[vodpod id=Groupvideo.2042171&w=425&h=350&fv=] Obama and Lauer sat down with the full intention of not talking over the heads of the 50 million people watching, but Obama proved unable to contain himself from dropping at least one JD-bomb, when he told Lauer that US efforts in Afghanistan would not be able to transform that country into a [...]

44 spent the start of his Super weekend defending Health and Human Services nominee Tom Daschle, not for his terrible eyeglasses that make even Bono say “Dude, come on!” but in the face of tax troubles. Hmmm… I’m getting a since of deja vu… Nope, sorry that’s “Where the Streets Have No Name” playing in [...]

The P. Diddy signed executive orders to help the few employed workers remaining in America, in particular those that still belong to unions. Yes, we still have those. They’ve been somewhere in the corner of our closet for the past decade. He also called China’s Hu Jintao to talk about currency, but became so god-awfully [...]

The power, oh, the glorious power. #44 got his first real taste of Presidential power Thursday (Ok, except for blowing up all that stuff in Pakistan last week) by signing his first bill into law. He also made a big to-do about Wall Street executives that get big bonuses for selling imaginary products that are [...]

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ojvVcFOkOE&eurl=http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=impeached&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-aiurl=http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/8ojvVcFOkOE/hqdefault.jpg&feature=player_embedded] But, apparently we knew enough. So much for the political power of The View. Enjoy your six-figure salary at some shady consulting firm, followed by the seven-figure book deal.  Well, as soon as that minor affair of a trial on federal charges is all over with, that is.  Dick. -Eric Mack More at Wonkette

Flickr: diongillard The commander-in-chief gets both his stimulus and his drink on after completing his first full week in office – Obama’s stimulus package passed the House in the afternoon, and the President invited Congressional leaders for cocktails at the White House. The Secret Service has been instructed to keep Nancy Pelosi away from the [...]