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Showing their generally Machiavellian nature, the trees of Middle Earth have seized on the crisis in the global markets to strike a devastating blow to long-time antagonists in the newspaper industry.  It was revealed yesterday that the legion of creepy yet grandfatherly anthropomorphic trees had been organizing through wide-ranging efforts that go far beyond the [...]

Nope, no idea what this means, but we like it. Flickr: veganstraightedge The O-Town express has laid out its plan for stemming the Michael Bey-scale craptide of foreclosures, and TrezSec Timothy Geithner has at least mentioned that he’s got a few ideas for helping out the banks last week over a Frozen Tangerine Dream® during [...]