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I’ve got no idea why, but it seems like a full swear word in the title is just too much. I mean kids see that fuckin’ shit on Google, you know? Anyway, the Republican National Committee is digging deep into the National Fear Archives, pulling out footage from the ‘controversial “daisy” ad to make a [...]

So, President Obama and Dick Cheney gave competing speeches in Washington, D.C. today, respectively arguing that the detention center at Guantanamo Bay is: a )-  an ethical and moral lapse in a nation’s judgment that has only emboldened the resolve of our enemies; OR b) a totally scrumptious and justified way of hiding away really [...]

On tonight’s 60 Minutes, President Obama revealed that he has offered jobs in the Treasury Department to people who have turned him down. It would seem that someone might be interested in a job these days, but apparently there isn’t anyone in Washington who can make it through a Senate confirmation hearing without the words [...]

The power, oh, the glorious power. #44 got his first real taste of Presidential power Thursday (Ok, except for blowing up all that stuff in Pakistan last week) by signing his first bill into law. He also made a big to-do about Wall Street executives that get big bonuses for selling imaginary products that are [...]

Yet another big day for the world’s biggest celebrity with the shittiest job the universe has ever known. Here’s the run-down for Day 3 (yes, we know we didn’t do anything for day 1 or 2, we were busy picking up “hope debris” on the National Mall):