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The world’s most prominent assholes of the moment, those pesky Somali pirates floating in the Indian Ocean with Captain Richard Phillips of the Maersk Alabama as hostage, have communicated that they are demanding a ransom and safe passage to the shore in exchange for his release. That non-specific list of demands is nothing surprising, but [...]

UPDATE: More on Somali pirates’ ransom demands for American hostage (LIST!) Can we get a film crew and Matt Damon out to the Somali Coast right away? There’s a sweet action drama unfolding. The Pentagon reports that the crew of the Maersk Alabama has retaken the ship from Somali pirates. While Maersk is refusing to [...]

UPDATE: More on Somali pirates’ ransom demands for American hostage (LIST!) Even after centuries and those three Johnny Depp movies, pirates still suck at PR. Here’s the basics – a bunch of skinny Somali pirate dudes with fat guns take control of a 500 ft. American-flagged cargo ship with 20 American crewmembers for the purpose [...]