I’m such a dick. That headline is so much more interesting-sounding than the actual story. Sorry, Trent and Meg aren’t getting married to EACH OTHER – they’re each marrying some far more obscure indie rocker. In Trent Reznor’s (From Nine Inch Nails, for all those of you who haven’t been melancholy or angsty at any [...]
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Holy Celebrity News, Adam West! Everyone’s getting married! Not just famous people, but people that used to be famous too! Maybe even that girl on TV that you shared your first masturbatory fantasies with. That’s right late twentysomething guys, Winnie from the Wonder Years is tying the knot. And judging by the photo, it’s to [...] |
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