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Has anyone else noticed that the Earth is acting like a spoiled toddler lately to try and get our attention?  We first noticed this trend a couple of weeks ago when Mount Redoubt in Alaska first erupted, but now it’s getting a little out of hand. Look, Earth – we can understand you’re a little [...]

As the economic and geopolitical futures of the world took shape in Europe this week for G-20 and then a NATO summit during a time of global peril unequaled in the last half-century, the Associated Press wrote this:

Good girl, Lassie! You found our money! After months lost in the woods, some of our money has begun to find its way back home – thanks in part to the world’s largely ineffective leaders meeting and agreeing to give a trillion dollars to two of the world’s most ineffective institutions, the World Bank and [...]

Oh. My. God. There were totally, like, two ridiculously handsome men in the White House today. Brad Pitt visited the Obama White House. Do you think Angelina and Michelle dished with each other about raising African kids? Or wait, was that just Madonna? Who gives a crap? Oh, we wish we could have been there [...]