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Good girl, Lassie! You found our money! After months lost in the woods, some of our money has begun to find its way back home – thanks in part to the world’s largely ineffective leaders meeting and agreeing to give a trillion dollars to two of the world’s most ineffective institutions, the World Bank and [...]

The great wait is almost over. As the country has descended into a shit-spiral of epic proportions over the recent months, an emotionally unbalanced nation bereft of all remaining coping mechanisms found itself turning to the last true opiate of the masses… No – fuck that religion shit, we built up a tolerance to that [...]

The hits keep coming for the poor Prez – with his stimulus package finally passing the senate with only 61 votes, you’d think a grateful nation would be FedExing ice cream cakes from all over the country, but noooo – instead the focus of the day remained on Treasury Sec. Tim Geithner’s new bank bailout [...]