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President Obama is set to address the schoolchildren of America in a webcast address today. The President’s address has been controversial, with talk radio and other honorable media outlets highlighting the White House’ hopes of using the speech for purposes of indoctrinating young Americans into a multicultural, birth-certificate-forging, militant-black-woman-loving Red Army for the 21st Century. [...]

Harry Reid is just so sick and tired of this health care talkie, talkie, talkie!  Thank god for his wicked health insurance plan, access to the Congressional Rec Center, and his sweet hook-up at Pfizer with the happy pills that keep him nice, mellow and monotone. The majority leader drolled today, with only slight agitation [...]

If  only we had listened to him a little more closely when we had the chance. Here was a man screaming for our attention. Literally screaming. Seriously, that dude had his shit turned up to 12, didn’t he? Looking back, it all seems so obvious now – why the hell did we never elect this [...]

President Obama is standing by his stance on Middle East peace in the face of strong, unspoken and obvious indifference. The President last week met with Israeli Prime Minister Benyamin “That name sounds familiar…  oh, him again?” Netanyahu and called for a stop to Israeli settlements in the West Bank, reminding the PM how richly [...]

President Obama is set to nominate federal appeals court judge Sonia Sotomayor to the vacant spot on the Supreme Court left by the outgoing Justice David Souter. Sotomayor would be the first hispanic judge on the high court, and she also adds another female voice to the bench, and she…  um… OK – so we [...]

One more note on the Sonia Sotomayor nomination for all you legal nerds out there. I found some folks that actually did some homework on her – the Judicial Network, aka the Ol’ Boys Network, aka ‘You ain’t lettin’ no Puerto Rican into THIS country club, ever!” This is the group that basically tries to [...]

I’ve got no idea why, but it seems like a full swear word in the title is just too much. I mean kids see that fuckin’ shit on Google, you know? Anyway, the Republican National Committee is digging deep into the National Fear Archives, pulling out footage from the ‘controversial “daisy” ad to make a [...]

So, President Obama and Dick Cheney gave competing speeches in Washington, D.C. today, respectively arguing that the detention center at Guantanamo Bay is: a )-  an ethical and moral lapse in a nation’s judgment that has only emboldened the resolve of our enemies; OR b) a totally scrumptious and justified way of hiding away really [...]

President Obama shared a few jokes and a few life lessons with graduates of Arizona State University in his commencement speech last night – then, presumably he had a number of female graduates line up to do keg stands, with the lady able to consume the most Heineken being added to his list of candidates [...]

In a statement that actually made more sense than his typical ranting, Rush Limbaugh, who’s always good for a pig joke, suggested President Obama may have caused the swine flu outbreak in Mexico when he visited recently.