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Ah, the most unfortunately named grassroots movement rolls on… and the hilarity continues. Even prominent lefty lesbians are getting in on the teabagging phenomenon – who knew? Visit msnbc.com for Breaking News, World News, and News about the Economy

So, wait a second – Obama is a secret Muslim and also under the influence of the global Zionist conspiracy? Maybe he was that tall, dark-skinned Hare Krishna we saw at the airport last weekend, too? Wait – this just in, the new Presidential Proposed Budget includes funding for the construction of a spaceship to [...]

Did John Ashcroft and Strom Thurmond sneak off to Ankara at some point in the 70s and have themselves a wild weekend in a Turkish bath that produced a wacko love child? Lord knows it wouldn’t have been the first time for old Strom, but it’s the only explanation we can come  up with for [...]

Some times we’re smarter than we realize. After we posted our list of the five most likely reasons Kal Penn’s character was written off of House in last night’s episode, it turns out one of them wasn’t too far off.  Here was our #1 reason: Kal Penn has locked himself in his room until he [...]

Obie One committed a bit of a faux pas last month when he presented Prime Minister Gordon Brown and his family with an array of welcome gifts that could have easily been purchased at Dollar Tree. So, to avoid further egg on the face, or puke in the lap, in the grand tradition of Bush [...]

At the meeting of the world’s 20 largest economic powers, President Obama and China’s Hu Jintao came to a landmark agreement as part of China’s second economic stimulus package. The Chinese leader announced his government would be implementing measures and programs to invest in a new “self-contained” economic program for the communist country that would [...]

Apparently,  her claim that the Bush and Reagan-era tax codes were a form of “Social Darwinism” didn’t exempt her from payment in her home state of Kansas, home to the renowned School of Intelligent Design, alma mater of blowhards and delusional apes unable to grasp the irony of their own existence. Regardless, Come on Kathy! [...]

Wow – surprising news on a Sunday night that we didn’t have to hear from the mouth of a crusty old 60 Minutes anchor. Obie One has apparently decided that GM and Chrysler’s plans for ‘viability’ – the equivalent of a doctor’s note that the car companies had to turn in in order to get [...]

President Obama held a first-of-its kind online town hall this week, and the White House was flooded with over 100,000 questions in advance. Although 95,000 of the questions were asking Obama if he wanted to “make his P3niz much longer by trying Ciali$,” the online whoozy-whatsit was deemed a major success and the supersexy cyber [...]

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