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Yay! North Koreans finally get Pizza! Locals say it’s so good they almost forget about their Tuberculosis! – http://tr.im/hq2l # Can’t believe guys didn’t think of this first – SF center offers “female orgasms as meditation practice.” – http://tr.im/hqfp #

Sarah Palin’s mission to destroy her entire family on the way to Washington almost complete: Palin-Johnston wedding off – http://tr.im/hgSc #

Yay! Someone put whipped cream on our shit sundae! Dow rises 300 points: http://tr.im/hdbq # Signs of the times: Real-life “Cheers” bartender laid off. Also, Woody Harrelson is looking for a cheaper dealer. – http://tr.im/hdmM # Sea Levels Rising Faster than Expected, Earth experiencing once in an eon bout of totally harsh PMS – http://tr.im/he1v [...]

Woman marries Eiffel Tower (really), Statue of Liberty still reportedly playing field, having coffee with Melissa Rycroft: http://tr.im/hatA # China harasses unarmed US ship, claims retribution for chinese characters in John Hughes films of the ’80s – http://tr.im/hawy # Death of Martha Stewart’s Chow in propane blast reminds us that insider-trading, napkin folding robots are [...]

In post-Bush New Depression era, comedy gods throw us a bone – Michael Jackson is back! – http://tr.im/h6Dv # Obama to Nix Stem Cell Ban; Animal human hybrids and Michael J. Fox celebrate at seriously weird joint party – http://tr.im/h6DP #

Downtown Bozeman Blows Up – millions of East Coast residents ask: “where’s that? Australia or something? Oh, Montana… So, Canada, right?” # Study: Palin’s looks hurt McCain ticket. Common Sense: Study just as ridiculous as Palin’s qualifications for Veep – http://tr.im/h4fs # Sanjay Gupta out as Surgeon General. Was he intimidated by Brad Pitt’s White [...]

10 Companies Most Affected by Obama Overhaul of Government Contracting and Procurement – Funny, We Swear – http://tr.im/h0FX # Ted Kennedy to be Knighted, hope restored for many other one-time manslaughterers. # Google Trends: The only things people search for on the net are the Bachelor and the frickin’ lottery. Oh, and Angelina Jolie, of [...]

Limbaugh to Steele: “Until you become my pharmacist, bacdafucup!” # Blago gets book deal, Roland Burris to ghost write # Stoner stuffs feline friend in bong to “Mellow,” Joaquin Phoenix looking for lost cat…. # Reporters before flu victim’s death: “Are we rolling?” – http://tinyurl.com/cl77d6 # The bachelor chooses! Next season’s finale set for two [...]