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It’s the fifteen minutes of fame that got stuck in a Groundhog’s Day time warp. A half year after the election was decided, the snow-machining, all-mammal-shooting, willfully ignorant second family that almost was still makes headlines roughly once a week. The latest cars to go off the tracks:

Not sure there’s much more to add on this one. By the way, for those who don’t follow the sexual exploits of elected officials unless they’re closeted gay Republicans, Senator Vitter was embroiled in the ’07 DC Madam case when his number showed up on her phone records. Here’s the scoop,

Yes, it was only a few days ago that we called Ted Kennedy a manslaughterer in our ‘Quick Wrecks.’ A fact, sure, but perhaps a party foul against the ailing senator all these decades later. But when Leisure Suit Limbaugh comments that Ted Kennedy will probably be dead before health reform passes, we just feel [...]

We’re pretty sure we could have come up with something funnier than this, but we didn’t have the time, so it’ll have to do. Still a better way to spend 90 seconds than what you were about to do.