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Welcome back to the flip-flopping Michael Jackson/Sarah Palin news cycle, kids! Health care hurts my head, and my insurance company won’t cover a refill on my Xanax – so thank god for people in positions of power with absolutely no common sense whatsoever to keep us all entertained! Seems the old Revlon Pit Bull used [...]

Doesn’t this Swine Flu know how a 24-hour news cycle is supposed to work?  Some horrible news completely takes over the media and our lives – it gets a full day – and then the slate is wiped clean for the next cycle and we completely forget everything we learned so we can devote our [...]

It’s the fifteen minutes of fame that got stuck in a Groundhog’s Day time warp. A half year after the election was decided, the snow-machining, all-mammal-shooting, willfully ignorant second family that almost was still makes headlines roughly once a week. The latest cars to go off the tracks:

We paid your damn ransom with those two and a half months of our lives that you and Joe the Plumber stole from us last fall. We thought we had a deal. You get your fifteen minutes of fame/embarrassment and then you retreat back to your white trash winter wonderland to delude yourself with visions [...]