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If you’re not up on the Tea Party movement that’s supposed to be culminating today, the hilarious resurgence of teabagging as a verb or the jingle funktastic tea party anthem – start here with this historic six-minute MSNBC segment on teabagging and continue below by taking a listen to the official “Tea Party” anthem, which [...]

At the meeting of the world’s 20 largest economic powers, President Obama and China’s Hu Jintao came to a landmark agreement as part of China’s second economic stimulus package. The Chinese leader announced his government would be implementing measures and programs to invest in a new “self-contained” economic program for the communist country that would [...]

That’s apparently the default setting for any budget deficit that runs over a trillion dollars, or in this case, almost two trillion dollars.  For anyone that borrows that much from say, some guy in the back room of a Jersey City bar, that might seem like a logical response. But fortunately we’re borrowing from the [...]

Kit Bond, the Republican U.S. Senator from Missouri once thought to be a specialty brand of adhesive for model airplane enthusiasts, is apparently still sniffing the good shit.When it comes to the stimulus plan, this good ol’ boy is having his cake, eating it, and sending a flaming pile of resultant crap out through his [...]

To commemorate the historic signing of the $787 billion economic stimulus plan, the Dow hit a ten-year low as millions of Americans cried tears of  an unknown emotive origin, but it sure tastes a little bit like apocalyptic malaise… While the world continued to derail unabated, we do at least have another new website to [...]

The hits keep coming for the poor Prez – with his stimulus package finally passing the senate with only 61 votes, you’d think a grateful nation would be FedExing ice cream cakes from all over the country, but noooo – instead the focus of the day remained on Treasury Sec. Tim Geithner’s new bank bailout [...]

#10 – Um, jobs for people who don’t work in construction, maybe. #9 – Puppies! But not those Mexico City strays that still have their balls – we’re talking cute as hell fully-castrated Labs! Soft and cuddly will kick the shit out of any global financial catastrophe. #8 – Omaha Steaks – let’s see them [...]

When the times get tough, those who want to seem tough go to Indiana. Is there a  more hard-working, blue-collar, down-to-earth, Cougar Mellencampy, Footloose state out there? The Hoosier state is stump speech heaven, which is why Obama went there Monday to avoid a premature political death. As if that weren’t enough, Obama went on [...]

“You guys are all pricks, we’re going camping, and this time you’re not invited!” President Obama shouted as he climbed into Marine One for his first trip to Camp David for the weekend, after his attempt at shiny, happy bipartisanship went down in flames and Mitch McConnell and Nancy Pelosi continued into the 79th hour [...]

He’s a busy boy, our Barry. On Thursday #44 created the office of faith-based initiatives – and this time it’ll actually do more than teach kids that sex is evil in all forms until you’re married. Welcome to the age of faith-based fornication! Oh wait, apparently that’s not quite what it’s about either… We’ll have [...]