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Good girl, Lassie! You found our money! After months lost in the woods, some of our money has begun to find its way back home – thanks in part to the world’s largely ineffective leaders meeting and agreeing to give a trillion dollars to two of the world’s most ineffective institutions, the World Bank and [...]

WBR correspondents can confirm that the Dow Jones has regressed back to levels not seen since the mid-90s. Shortly after sliding below the 7,000 mark for the first-time in 12 years, the Dow Jones was spotted next to the Piercing Pagoda at a mall most people thought closed two years ago. Jones was wearing brightly [...]