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As increasingly ancient television anchors like Larry King are seeing fit to spend hours talking about Twitter and ‘Twitfits’ and ‘tweet wars’ with decreasingly relevant celebrities like Ashton Kutcher, it’s become more clear that the service is jumping the shark before our very eyes.

A Response to Tax Day Tea Parties, Teabaggers and the Tea Party Anthem – http://tinyurl.com/cfjob4 #

Blagojevich pleads not guilty, Exasperated nation makes sandwich rather than jokes – http://tinyurl.com/c7qwv9 #

Alternate Conficker Eye Chart: The Procrastination Eye chart – http://tinyurl.com/cp9srx #ShareThis #

If you can view all the images above, your computer is free of the Conficker Worm. If you can view all the images above AND you instinctively clicked on any of the images in the bottom row without even thinking about it, you probably have better things to be doing right now that you’re putting [...]

Tea bag the Nation! The Right Wing Does Know How to Party! (VIDEO) – http://tinyurl.com/dyhhlk #ShareThis # More on the Somali Pirates Ransom requests – http://tr.im/izQo # Lindsay Lohan Vs Stevie Nicks: Mean Old Lady Jaded From the Experiences of Her Out of Control Youth is Not Impressed by Out of Control Youth # http://tr.im/iBu7 [...]

Roxana Saberi charged with spying in Iran, Christiane Amanpour sought as evil mastermind behind cabal of female journos – http://tr.im/irJY #

Er… Quick Wrecks brought to you by Google – like eveything else? – http://tr.im/icCR #

No Punchline Required: Bernie Madoff’s Florida estate found to be full of bull – http://tr.im/iaij # Coulter’s falling for April Fool’s Prank proves universe bends in the direction of justice – http://tr.im/iaiV #

Corruption charges against Ted Stevens to be dropped, Justice Dept. to receive own Alaska Cabin with sweet new patio! – http://tr.im/i5Y1 # Obama orders Chevy and Dodge out of Nascar, Danica Patrick ordered out of her car, can remain in nation’s dreams – http://tr.im/i659 # Tobacco tax hikes mean more royalties for Cheech and Chong [...]