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So, wait a second – Obama is a secret Muslim and also under the influence of the global Zionist conspiracy? Maybe he was that tall, dark-skinned Hare Krishna we saw at the airport last weekend, too? Wait – this just in, the new Presidential Proposed Budget includes funding for the construction of a spaceship to [...]

Some times we’re smarter than we realize. After we posted our list of the five most likely reasons Kal Penn’s character was written off of House in last night’s episode, it turns out one of them wasn’t too far off.  Here was our #1 reason: Kal Penn has locked himself in his room until he [...]

I’m not a big fan of money, so I give this advice in the hopes that someone else may prosper: start selling cigarettes out in front of the White House. President Obama started his administration saying he was trying to kick the habit. Since then he got a close look at the books and I [...]

Oh. My. God. There were totally, like, two ridiculously handsome men in the White House today. Brad Pitt visited the Obama White House. Do you think Angelina and Michelle dished with each other about raising African kids? Or wait, was that just Madonna? Who gives a crap? Oh, we wish we could have been there [...]

The great wait is almost over. As the country has descended into a shit-spiral of epic proportions over the recent months, an emotionally unbalanced nation bereft of all remaining coping mechanisms found itself turning to the last true opiate of the masses… No – fuck that religion shit, we built up a tolerance to that [...]